Nerdy Things Gifts

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Scientists are sexy

Nerd tryouts.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Tug the Toggle

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

"For my profile I'll be talking about the science you...but what about the fun you?"

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

Easter Egg Heads

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

'I see under a tab marked 'SAQ' it lists 'Are you fee Saturday night?' What's SAQ stand for?'

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'