Quirky Pastimes Gifts

"Off season fishing"

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Consenting Adults.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Dog fetches dice

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

Microscope slide

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Tug the Toggle

You are what you collect.

Playpen Jailbreak.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

Can't a guy have a hobby?

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

I can't help thinking we should be using opposable thumbs for more than thumb wrestling.

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

Colin had one of those annoying habits that was difficult to ignore.

On Tuesday evenings he went bungee jumping.

Yes, I'm very fond of falconry. What of it?

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

'The office is really hopping today.'

Drying your hands on trousers.

It took a very special friend to recover the missing g-string

'It has put a bit of strain on the marriage, to be honest, his career as 'the human fly'.'

"I'm thinking of forming a cult, Doreen."

Pick your own.