Quirky Interests Gifts

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Consenting Adults.

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

Football Crazy strip six

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'What's wrong with you?'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

"Have we got a show for you!"

Great we have mice.

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Circus News

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'How can he have an attention deficit when he has so many nice things to hold his attention?'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Funky Facts: A slug has no teeth, 2 teeth or over 25,000 teeth?

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

Indian using a mini bed of nail to reflex suns rays and get a sun tan

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

'You always get one!'

Terrainspotters.

Personnel. If you were a tree, what kind would it be? Some sort of nut, I'm sure!

"Off season fishing"

Homeless! My Gingerbread House Was Eatern By Birds And The Insurance Won't Cover It.

Colin had one of those annoying habits that was difficult to ignore.

"There's a suggestion we lack communication skills."

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