Quirky Romance Interests Gifts

'He's a Lab-Rat and I'm a Guinea-Pig: We escaped together... We're in love...'

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"So, do you come here often?"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Storage Unit of Love

Consenting Adults.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"You need a mint."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Tunnel of Dove.

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

'Meet my significant other.'

"We met in the Galapagos."

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."