Quirky Romance Interests Mugs

'He's a Lab-Rat and I'm a Guinea-Pig: We escaped together... We're in love...'

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"So, do you come here often?"

Storage Unit of Love

Consenting Adults.

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"You need a mint."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Tunnel of Dove.

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

'Meet my significant other.'

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"We met in the Galapagos."

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."