Strange Pastimes Gifts

'It has put a bit of strain on the marriage, to be honest, his career as 'the human fly'.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Television Readers.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'One eye of newt or two?'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Audio Books

Eldrow

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Epic Battles

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

The Amateur Golfer

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'What's on the other side?...'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Lion Costume

Haunted museum

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'We have the same pinterest.'

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"You don't need English on every shot."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'