Pastime Gifts

'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

I love badminton.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

'Three weeks - and he hasn't finished the first paragraph!'

Angel

'We've seen everything - we might as well switch US off!'

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

'Boy,something sure nailed that lure.'

We dance. Because we dance.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'You lifted your head.'

Television Readers.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Audio Books

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

The Amateur Golfer

I love bathtime.

'What's on the other side?...'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Mime father in the delivery room.

Child with doll in the sea

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Yoyos

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"