Simple Pastimes Gifts

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'You lifted your head.'

Television Readers.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Little league world series of poker.

Audio Books

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Epic Battles

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The Amateur Golfer

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'What's on the other side?...'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Lion Costume

'I started to suggest we go look for some excitement but heck, this is where the action is!'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Air Sitar.

Boy slides down handrail.

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

Student writing on blackboard - I will not egg the principal's car.

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents