Prehistoric Pastimes Gifts

'What's on the other side?...'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

A prehistoric football match.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Prehistoric Pirates.

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .