Prehistoric Pastimes Gifts

'What's on the other side?...'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

A prehistoric football match.

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Prehistoric Pirates.

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'