Prehistoric Games Gifts

Prehistoric Pillow Fights.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Before paper and scissors were invented...

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A caveman paints from life

Ancient Racing

"Well....I could've done this!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

The First Kite

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Vincent Van Og.

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

A prehistoric football match.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.