Prehistoric Games Gifts

Prehistoric Pillow Fights.

Before paper and scissors were invented...

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

A caveman paints from life

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

The First Kite

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

A prehistoric football match.

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.