Prehistoric Fun Gifts

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Org invents the first electric car.

'OK, don't listen to me. Brush him back from the plate...'

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Ancient Racing

The discovery of asparagus.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'What's on the other side?...'

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Geekasaurus.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"This is my urban man cave."

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

Early Facebook.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

800,000 BC: Yoog invents pockets!