Prehistoric Fun Pillows

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'OK, don't listen to me. Brush him back from the plate...'

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Ancient Racing

The discovery of asparagus.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

A prehistoric football match.

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

'What's on the other side?...'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Geekasaurus.

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"This is my urban man cave."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

Early Facebook.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

Early kite experiment.

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

Don't move, Oog, me swat

800,000 BC: Yoog invents pockets!