Prehistoric Adventures Gifts

We should market this really fast, before somebody reverse engineers it.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The First Kite

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Early accounting scandals.

"Plagiarist!"

A prehistoric football match.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'