Prehistoric Stories Gifts

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"It's an Eyesaur."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Kite

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'