Prehistoric Stories Gifts

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

The First Kite

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."