Pastime Games Gifts

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Face painting.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'You lifted your head.'

Cow Pinatas

Television Readers.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Audio Books

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Eldrow

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Peel poker.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Epic Battles

'How's the water skiing?'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"