Leisure Games Gifts

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Can You Spot the Differences?

Easter Island legs

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'That was fun!'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Fly Football

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Super Dog'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Little league world series of poker.