Leisure Games Gifts

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'That was fun!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Holiday time.

Fly Football

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Little league world series of poker.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Super Dog'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Mixed Doubles.