Leisure Sports Gifts

Marriage Bowling

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

golf

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

In the rain a country gent tells his sporting friend from town that they will have a lovely day because the frost has gone

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

"Please take a seat and wait! The dentist is very busy today. He has almost done eighteenth holes!"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'This hole was designed by the club barman.'

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

An infinity pool table

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Church for sports worshipers.

'That was fun!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Ice fisher.

How about going easy on the carbs