Recreational Sports Gifts

'Hole in one!!!!'

'That foursome ahead of us is still playing too slow. Fire a burst over their heads. Maybe that will get their attention.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

Water Skiing Accidents.

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I

Greco-polar wrestling

Buffering Volleyball

Crowded Ice Fishing

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.