Recreational Sports Gifts

'That foursome ahead of us is still playing too slow. Fire a burst over their heads. Maybe that will get their attention.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Water Skiing Accidents.

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I

Greco-polar wrestling

Buffering Volleyball

Crowded Ice Fishing

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I AM at my usual position."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The Fast Lane.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."