Recreation Gifts

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Hiking Trail/Audit Trail

'There's always one.'

'Bored?'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'The grudge match.'

Golfers

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Well, I finally bowled 300 ... and it only took me three games.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

MOUNTAIN GOATS VISITING AN INDOOR CLIMBING CENTRE

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

It's exhausting watching all this sport...

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

'This is so unreal, it must be reality television.'

Golf Score Reducer

"Any luck?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Swimming: Mon-Thurs - Ice Skating: Fri- Sun.'

"I hate sand traps."

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Fish to beat up man: 'Go on home, Rupert ... you put up a good fight.'

Fun in the sun.

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'