Recreation Lover Gifts

'This better be good, Mildred. I'm working on a 7 under par!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

On holiday.

Mardi Gras

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Holiday time.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Early photobombing

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'