Resort Lover Gifts

Welcome to Palm Springs.

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

Lounging by the pool

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Mardi Gras

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Echo Tourism'

Fist Bumper Cars

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowmobull

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Problem Solving

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