Resort Enthusiast Gifts

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Going to the Hamptons for the Summer, Sale.

New servant sking her employers where they go to seaside in the summer

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathers.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Lounging by the pool

Dog in casino.

Clown Face Painting

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I only need shade for my wine."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Carioca

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Face Painting.