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"We're here to experience pleasure."

Going to the Hamptons for the Summer, Sale.

New servant sking her employers where they go to seaside in the summer

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Sunbathers.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Clown Face Painting

Dog in casino.

Lounging by the pool

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Carioca

Face Painting.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Well Earned Vacation"