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"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Unguided imagery

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Lounging by the pool

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'First of all, relax.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Summer Reading Group"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Mom's Spa'

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."

Couch and Potato

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"