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Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

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Mr. Punch in Venice

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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'First of all, relax.'

"Summer Reading Group"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

'Mom's Spa'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."