Recreational Adventures Gifts

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Local Knowledge

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Sausages.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Echo Tourism'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'