Recreations Gifts

Lazy spectator at a cricket match

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Holiday time.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Church for sports worshipers.

'That was fun!'

Club Antisocial

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

How about going easy on the carbs

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.