Recreational Viewing Gifts

T.V. infinity.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"I AM at my usual position."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"So, what do you do for play?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Man fishing with large bait