Historical Recreation Gifts

The Joust

A day in the country.

A Macaroni in 1772

Women bathing at the seaside

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Holiday time.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Meet the scribe"

Pirate

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Hipsters"

Blue Dress and Feather

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'