Leisure Athlete Gifts

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Stairlift around cliff face.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Problem Solving

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

An infinity pool table

Happy Retirement

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

Table tennis.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"