Casual Games Gifts

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

Speed Dating for Turtles

Knights of the bedside table.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

Valentine man in underpants.

...I told you never to enter without knocking

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

Old Fred's Seat

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Sudoku for Dummies"

I don't know much about Tennis...

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'A couple of games of tic tac toe and we'll be in the right frame of mind to discuss your condition.'

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'Leisure complex' sign with bouncy arrow for 'Billiards'

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

Thanks for the order, JB. Now, how about another game for real?