Casual Gambling Gifts

'He had lots of visitors today. Mostly people he owes money to.'

Knights of the bedside table.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Valentine man in underpants.

...I told you never to enter without knocking

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

Caddy With A Cool Box

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'I'm making pot pie.'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

I don't know much about Tennis...

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Old Fred's Seat

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

'Leisure complex' sign with bouncy arrow for 'Billiards'

'A couple of games of tic tac toe and we'll be in the right frame of mind to discuss your condition.'

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'