Casual Gamers Gifts

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

Knights of the bedside table.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

...I told you never to enter without knocking

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

Caddy With A Cool Box

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Where's your other glove?'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

Luckily I hit the pin!

A Flag in One

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

I don't know much about Tennis...

Old Fred's Seat

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"My kind of course."