Pastime Games T-Shirts

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Face painting.

'You lifted your head.'

Television Readers.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Audio Books

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'How's the water skiing?'

Epic Battles

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"welcome man cave."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"