Pastimes T-Shirts

'I never get tired of watching them.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Audio Books

"You don't need English on every shot."

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

'If you can imagine yourself on a jumping castle the whole day, you can picture my life...'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

Jigsaw puzzle

T.V. infinity.

Old husband is knitted over by old wife.

Television Readers.

'We have the same pinterest.'

Noughts and Crosses

"I can see what we need to work on for your next lesson..."

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

"I'm so bored: All my parents ever do as a family activity is 'soaking up the sun'..."

"My mother hated TV too. She would scowl and knit all night long. Of course this was in the age before Tetris."

"Yipee. Jigsaw Puzzle O Clock!!"

'Ha, who needs television!'

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

The Amateur Golfer

'Watch with Whoever.'

'Guess what? Our club voted to become a gang!'

'I should've believed him when he said it would kill him to change the channel without a remote.'

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

A Disgorger

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

Live Laugh Knit

"I don't know, honey. What do you feel like doing?"

"There's a new art exhibit we couple pass judgement on."