Nerdy Activities Pillows

Tug the Toggle

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Little league world series of poker.

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Sexual chemistry set

"Could you repeat that word?"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'