Relationship Nerd Gifts

I'm OK/You're so-so.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"You used to be that ambitious."

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Growing Love

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Love

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"Too desperate?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."