Relationship Nerd Mugs

I'm OK/You're so-so.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"You used to be that ambitious."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Growing Love

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Hold on

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

Love

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Too desperate?"

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."