Cheeky Charmers Gifts

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Sign here please.'

"So baby, how about coming back to mine for a quick roll in the shit?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

The Height of Impudence.

'Big Issue!'

"Your dump or mine..?"

Rosie Cheeks

"Wanna chill at my place?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Easter Island

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

Good afternoon, Sir. Did you know a canvasser becomes frustrated and violent every 24 minutes in this country?

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

Football Fantasies

"I'm doing well at school. My teacher says I've got an answer for everything."