Courteous Contender Pillows

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I think I can". (train)

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

The Unsportables: Relay

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

People of Courage

"Foul!"

"I'm feeling generous."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

"All As. What did you get?"

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

"I hate playing with pros!"

Bet You're Chicken!

"Remember! If there is a duvetyne curtain leading to a blackened room, we shall pass through it. If headphones are required, we will wear them. We shall push any button and read every text, for we are artists and we are unafraid."

6 Yard Dash with only three competitors.

"I'm off to join an anti-fur march in the city darling: they need all the support they can get..."

'Think of this as an opportunity. All those great contests employees are ineligible to win...well, now you're eligible.'

Living on the Wild Side (for timid guys)

No animal testing!

"Good luck with your lecture, Eric - they're loaded for white male."

Competitive Meditation.

'Well, Bill! Looks like you won't be complaining about tonight's dinner.'

"As the only vegan candidate, if you must pander to the crowd, at least throw them plant-based red meat."

A person offers thoughts and prayers instead of doing something.

'Thanks, guys, but I already have a religion.'