Courtesy Enthusiast Pillows

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Social Worker

The merger hits a snag.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'Big Issue...'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Marathon costume

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

Profiles in Courage

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

Blood Donor

'No. I insist. You first.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

"I can't waste valuable police resources by telling you the time! We're undermanned as it is!"