Courtesy Aficionado Pillows

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

The Origami Society...

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Two vegans, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Party Party!

Scene of Grime murder in greasy spoon cafe.

Lady having her hair dyed

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

Post-modern Café

Paddlithic Period

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat