Courtesy Aficionado Mugs

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Back to school.

The Origami Society...

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Two vegans, please."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Party Party!

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

Barry Cryer.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Scene of Grime murder in greasy spoon cafe.

Paddlithic Period

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

Post-modern Café

Normally, we just write their name on the coffee cup.

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat