Courtesy Connoisseur Mugs

'Your horse seems a little impatient, sir! Pray go first!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Hats and Food

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Yummy Mummies

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The Kali De Milo.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"I suffered a stroke."

Chinese History: Redwash

What's the insect de jour?

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"It's called 'Sold'."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Bats with blankets.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Who's a cutey?

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."