Connoisseur Of Camaraderie Mugs

Two drunks

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Team Cello

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'

Witch Rowing Team

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

"This martini in canonical."

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

'Your horse seems a little impatient, sir! Pray go first!'

'Jesus! I thought mine was bad.'

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

'When I became known as 'The Accounting Wizard', the hat became inevitable.'

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

'I thought this was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

A beggar being a chooser

'Looks like you've lost your stomach for risk.'

A fine Bromance

'All for one and one for all.'

"O.K. So when we have a party, we won't ask them."

"Our best-rated over 700 in both Math and Verbal."

"I hate how she seems to think that she's so much more depressed than everyone else."

"Prepare for battle men!"