Childhood Camaraderie Enthusiast Mugs

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

The Charge of the Kids

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Team Cello

Workplace Shinanigans

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Knight of the sandcastle.

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

Big Brother

'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'

Truce?

"The water was too hot."

"Last time he came out to play with you he went bankrupt."

Witch Rowing Team

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"