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'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

The Charge of the Kids

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Team Cello

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Workplace Shinanigans

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Knight of the sandcastle.

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

Big Brother

Truce?

'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'

Witch Rowing Team

"Last time he came out to play with you he went bankrupt."

"The water was too hot."

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'Hard morning, Patricia?'