Team Camaraderie Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

The Charge of the Kids

Workplace Shinanigans

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"I say let's go with it. We've never tried a groveling approach before."

"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."

"Sorry, guys, forgot I was back in the office."

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

Office Hazing

"Unless you have a better idea."

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'Remember, don't flatten the players wearing the same shirts as you...'

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

Witch Rowing Team

Goalie.

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

'Where's Neville today?'

"Remember, it's mind over batter."

Teamwork: Experienced, Nervous, Chilled Out.

Delegating and declining requests for your time will give you greater control over your working life.

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

There is no I in TEAM.

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.