Team Camaraderie Enthusiast Mugs

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

The Charge of the Kids

Workplace Shinanigans

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"I say let's go with it. We've never tried a groveling approach before."

"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."

Office Hazing

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

"Unless you have a better idea."

'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

Witch Rowing Team

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'Remember, don't flatten the players wearing the same shirts as you...'

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

Goalie.

Teamwork: Experienced, Nervous, Chilled Out.

Delegating and declining requests for your time will give you greater control over your working life.

"Remember, it's mind over batter."

'Where's Neville today?'

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

There is no I in TEAM.

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

"You'll have your turn again in 5 seconds, Mark."