Competitive Comradeship Enthusiast Mugs

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

Tension filled the tent.

Putin and Zelensky

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Missing You.

Coronavirus Windmills

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Fishing Boat Derby

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

Don Quixote

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

Workplace Shinanigans

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Office Competitions

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'What a control freak!'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

"I quit."