Competitive Comradeship Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

Tension filled the tent.

Putin and Zelensky

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Missing You.

Coronavirus Windmills

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Fishing Boat Derby

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Are you cold dear?"

Don Quixote

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Workplace Shinanigans

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'You won!'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Office Competitions

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'What a control freak!'

Chivalrous Snowman

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"I quit."